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foxnewsofficial:

scuba-steve-damn-you:

foxnewsofficial:

SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD. 

i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying

must have been an aggressive high five

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via zeico)

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satanictaco:

me on my way to steal your man

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mrsfaithwinchester:

Watch Supernatural they said

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It has hot guys they said

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it will rip your heart out and stomp on it and burn your bones then resurect you only to shoot you then stab you in the back and give you papercuts all over your bleeding pathetic heart they said

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WELL THEY WERE FUCKIN RIGHT!

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cokeflow:

call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones

(via classof1999)

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