foxnewsofficial: scuba-steve-damn-you: foxnewsofficial: SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD. i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying must have been an aggressive high five
mrsfaithwinchester: Watch Supernatural they said It has hot guys they said it will rip your heart out and stomp on it and burn your bones then resurect you only to shoot you then stab you in the back and give you papercuts all over your bleeding pathetic heart they said WELL THEY WERE FUCKIN RIGHT!
cokeflow: call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones
atrophydaughter: *puts on horror movie* fuck this im out
looz-y: boltong: i hate it when people say no homo after complimenting someone fuck that im full homo im going to lay you down on a bed of rose petals and whisper that compliment lasciviously to you